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| North Augusta GiftsBaskets | | Love would never be a promise of a | | Education is an admirable thing, but it |
| | | rose garden unless it is showered with | | is well to remember from time to time |
| | | light of faith, water of sincerity and air of | | that nothing worth knowing can be |
| | | passion. | | taught. |
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| | | Love is being stupid together. | | I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 |
| | | | | Celsius. |
| | | Like other parties of the kind, it was first | | |
| | | silent, then talky, then argumentative, | | Birthdays are good for you. Statistics |
| | | then disputatious, then unintelligible, | | show that the people who have the |
| | | then altogether, then inarticulate, and | | most live the longest. |
| | | then drunk. When we had reached the | | |
| | | last step of this glorious ladder, it was | | My alphabet starts with this letter called |
| | | difficult to get down again without | | yuzz. It's the letter I use to spell |
| | | stumbling. | | yuzz-a-ma-tuzz. You'll be sort of |
| | | | | surprised what there is to be found |
| | | One only needs two tools in life: | | once you go beyond 'Z' and start |
| | | WD-40 to make things go, and duck | | poking around! |
| | | tape to make them stop. | | |
| | | | | It takes most men five years to recover |
| | | Without love, what are we worth? | | from a college education, and to learn |
| | | Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents | | that poetry is as vital to thinking as |
| | | worth of chemicals walking around | | knowledge. |
| | | lonely. | | |
| | | | | Wherever you go, go with all your |
| | | I don't want to get to the end of my life | | heart. |
| | | and find that I lived just the length of it. I | | |
| | | want to have lived the width of it as well. | | Warning: Humor may be hazardous to |
| | | | | your illness. |
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| | | When you get into a tight place and | | Only your real friends will tell you when |
| | | everything goes against you, till it | | your face is dirty. |
| | | seems as though you could not hang | | |
| | | on a minute longer, never give up then, | | A true friend is one who thinks you are |
| | | for that is just the place and time that | | a good egg even if you are |
| Hartsville GiftsBaskets | | the tide will turn. | | half-cracked. |
| Columbia GiftsBaskets | | | | |
| Sumter GiftsBaskets | | Unless one decorates one's house for | | Be who you are and say what you feel, |
| Mount Pleasant GiftsBaskets | | oneself alone, best leave it bare, for | | because those who mind don't matter |
| Columbia GiftsBaskets | | other people are walleyed. | | and those who matter don't mind. |
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| | | The goal of all civilization, all religious | | The secret of staying young is to live |
| | | thought, and all that sort of thing is | | honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your |
| | | simply to have a good time. But man | | age. |
| | | gets so solemn over the process that | | |
| | | he forgets the end. | | If you had to identify, in one word, the |
| | | | | reason why the human race has not |
| | | Without love, the rich and poor live in | | achieved, and never will achieve, its |
| | | the same house. | | full potential, that word would be |
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