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| Blythewood GiftsBaskets | | Love is an exploding cigar we willingly | | Shared joy is a double joy; shared |
| Camden GiftsBaskets | | smoke. | | sorrow is half a sorrow. |
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| Irmo GiftsBaskets | | If the whole world were put into one | | There are three reasons for |
| Lexington GiftsBaskets | | scale, and my mother in the other, the | | breast-feeding: the milk is always at |
| Lugoff GiftsBaskets | | whole world would kick the beam. | | the right temperature; it comes in |
| Ridgeway GiftsBaskets | | | | attractive containers; and the cat can't |
| West Columbia GiftsBaskets | | Often, when I am reading a good book, | | get it. |
| Winnsboro GiftsBaskets | | I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I | | |
| | | used to, until she got an unlisted | | If a trainstation is where the train stops, |
| | | number. | | what's a workstation? |
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| | | [N]o party is any fun unless seasoned | | My father used to play with my brother |
| | | with folly. | | and me in the yard. Mother would |
| | | | | come out and say, "You're tearing up |
| | | I always thought a yard was three feet, | | the grass." "We're not raising grass," |
| | | then I started mowing the lawn. | | Dad would reply. "We're raising boys." |
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| | | The smallest act of kindness is worth | | |
| | | more than the grandest intention. | | My alphabet starts with this letter called |
| | | | | yuzz. It's the letter I use to spell |
| | | The man who doesn't relax and hoot a | | yuzz-a-ma-tuzz. You'll be sort of |
| | | few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is | | surprised what there is to be found |
| | | in great danger of hooting hoots and | | once you go beyond 'Z' and start |
| | | standing on his head for the edification | | poking around! |
| | | of the pathologist and trained nurse, a | | |
| | | little later on. | | Birthdays are good for you. Statistics |
| | | | | show that the people who have the |
| | | If you are going to throw a club, it is | | most live the longest. |
| | | important to throw it ahead of you, down | | |
| | | the fairway, so you don't have to waste | | Adam and Eve had many advantages, |
| | | energy going back to pick it up. | | but the principal one was that they |
| | | | | escaped teething. |
| | | Mothers are fonder than fathers of their | | |
| | | children because they are more certain | | If at first you don't succeed, do it like |
| Beaufort GiftsBaskets | | they are their own. | | your mother told you. |
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| West Columbia GiftsBaskets | | It is a good rule in life never to | | There are big ships and small ships. |
| Beaufort GiftsBaskets | | apologize. The right sort of people do | | But the best ship of all is friendship. |
| | | not want apologies, and the wrong sort | | |
| | | take a mean advantage of them. | | Spread the diaper in the position of the |
| | | | | diamond with you at bat. Then fold |
| | | When a man retires and time is no | | second base down to home and set |
| | | longer a matter of urgent importance, | | the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put |
| | | his colleagues generally present him | | first base and third together, bring up |
| | | with a watch. | | home plate and pin the three together. |
| | | | | Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call |
| | | Never ruin an apology with an excuse. | | the game and start all over again. |
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| | | and find that I lived just the length of it. I | | Celsius. |
| | | want to have lived the width of it as well. | | |
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