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| Bluffton GiftsBaskets | | Love is only a dirty trick played on us to | | The one real object of education is to |
| | | achieve continuation of the species. | | have a man in the condition of |
| | | | | continually asking questions. |
| | | The reason the pro tells you to keep | | |
| | | your head down is so you can't see | | Love is not singular except in syllable. |
| | | him laughing. | | |
| | | | | A graduation ceremony is an event |
| | | You cannot be lonely if you like the | | where the commencement speaker |
| | | person you're alone with. | | tells thousands of students dressed in |
| | | | | identical caps and gowns that |
| | | If the whole world were put into one | | 'individuality' is the key to success. |
| | | scale, and my mother in the other, the | | |
| | | whole world would kick the beam. | | There is a good reason they call these |
| | | | | ceremonies "commencement |
| | | Being a full-time mother is one of the | | exercises." Graduation is not the end; |
| | | highest salaried jobs... since the | | it's the beginning. |
| | | payment is pure love. | | |
| | | | | You can always tell a real friend; when |
| | | Poetry spills from the cracks of a | | you've made a fool of yourself he |
| | | broken heart, but flows from one which | | doesn't feel you've done a permanent |
| | | is loved. | | job. |
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| | | A man in love is incomplete until he is | | If nature had arranged that husbands |
| | | married. Then he's finished. | | and wives should have children |
| | | | | alternatively, there would never be |
| | | Hospitality is making your guests feel | | more than three in a family. |
| | | at home, even if you wish they were. | | |
| | | | | A successful marriage requires falling |
| | | Half our life is spent trying to find | | in love many times, always with the |
| | | something to do with the time we have | | same person. |
| | | rushed through life trying to save. | | |
| | | | | It's so great to find that one special |
| | | Sweater, n.: garment worn by child | | person you want to annoy for the rest of |
| | | when its mother is feeling chilly. | | your life. |
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| Lancaster GiftsBaskets | | A retired husband is often a wife's | | I felt it shelter to speak to you. |
| Hartsville GiftsBaskets | | full-time job. | | |
| Lancaster GiftsBaskets | | | | Happiness is your dentist telling you it |
| Mount Pleasant GiftsBaskets | | When the wine goes in, strange things | | won't hurt and then having him catch his |
| West Columbia GiftsBaskets | | come out. | | hand in the drill. |
| Mount Pleasant GiftsBaskets | | | | |
| | | As soon go kindle fire with snow, as | | The larger the island of knowledge, the |
| | | seek to quench the fire of love with | | longer the shoreline of wonder. |
| | | words. | | |
| | | | | They say that age is all in your mind. |
| | | People are living longer than ever | | The trick is keeping it from creeping |
| | | before, a phenomenon undoubtedly | | down into your body. |
| | | made necessary by the 30-year | | |
| | | mortgage. | | Spread the diaper in the position of the |
| | | | | second base down to home and set |
| | | | | the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put |
| | | | | first base and third together, bring up |
| | | | | home plate and pin the three together. |
| | | | | Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call |
| | | | | the game and start all over again. |
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