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| | | Love puts the fun in together, the sad in | | The most beautiful discovery true |
| | | apart, and the joy in a heart. | | friends make is that they can grow |
| | | | | separately without growing apart. |
| | | The most important things are the | | |
| | | hardest to say, because words | | If you think education is expensive, try |
| | | diminish them. | | ignorance! |
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| | | When you realize you've made a | | Middle age is when your age starts to |
| | | mistake, make amends immediately. | | show around your middle. |
| | | It's easier to eat crow while it's still | | |
| | | warm. | | If nature had arranged that husbands |
| | | | | and wives should have children |
| | | You learn to like someone when you | | alternatively, there would never be |
| | | find out what makes them laugh, but | | more than three in a family. |
| | | you can never truly love someone until | | |
| | | you find out what makes them cry. | | It sometimes happens, even in the best |
| | | | | of families, that a baby is born. This is |
| | | Woman in the home has not yet lost her | | not necessarily cause for alarm. The |
| | | dignity, in spite of Mother's Day, with its | | important thing is to keep your wits |
| | | offensive implication that our love | | about you and borrow some money. |
| | | needs an annual nudging, like our | | |
| | | enthusiasm for the battle of Bunker Hill. | | A birthday is just the first day of another |
| | | | | 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy |
| | | To alcohol, the cause and solution to | | the trip. |
| | | all of life's problems. | | |
| | | | | Everyone who is born holds dual |
| | | Never raise your hand to your kids. It | | citizenship, in the kingdom of the well |
| | | leaves your groin unprotected. | | and in the kingdom of the sick. |
| | | | | Although we all prefer to use only the |
| | | Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille | | good passport, sooner or later each of |
| | | weren't so damned much fun. | | us is obliged, at least for a spell, to |
| | | | | identify ourselves as citizens of that |
| | | By working faithfully eight hours a day | | other place. |
| | | you may eventually get to be boss and | | |
| | | work twelve hours a day. | | There is a good reason they call these |
| Spartanburg GiftsBaskets | | | | ceremonies "commencement |
| Aiken GiftsBaskets | | Women's Liberation is just a lot of | | exercises." Graduation is not the end; |
| Orangeburg GiftsBaskets | | foolishness. It's the men who are | | it's the beginning. |
| Sumter GiftsBaskets | | discriminated against. They can't bear | | |
| | | children. And no one's likely to do | | Think big thoughts but relish small |
| | | anything about that. | | pleasures. |
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| | | At the touch of love, everyone | | Love is one long sweet dream, and |
| | | becomes a poet. | | marriage is the alarm clock. |
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| | | When you're in love you never really | | To array a man's will against his |
| | | know whether your elation comes from | | sickness is the supreme art of |
| | | the qualities of the one you love, or if it | | medicine. |
| | | attributes them to her; whether the light | | |
| | | from you, from her, or from the meeting | | should go on. |
| | | of your sparks. | | |
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