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| Charleston GiftsBaskets | | I still find each day too short for all the | | Wherever you go, no matter what the |
| Goose Creek GiftsBaskets | | thoughts I want to think, all the walks I | | weather, always bring your own |
| Ladson GiftsBaskets | | want to take, all the books I want to | | sunshine. |
| Mount Pleasant GiftsBaskets | | read and all the friends I want to see. | | |
| Summerville GiftsBaskets | | | | A diplomat is a man who always |
| | | Insanity is hereditary; you get it from | | remembers a woman's birthday but |
| | | your children. | | never remembers her age. |
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| | | Without love, what are we worth? | | Making the decision to have a child is |
| | | Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents | | momentous. It is to decide forever to |
| | | worth of chemicals walking around | | have your heart go walking around |
| | | lonely. | | outside your body. |
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| | | The only people with whom you should | | Things turn out best for the people who |
| | | try to get even are those who have | | make the best out of the way things turn |
| | | helped you. | | out. |
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| | | A mother is a person who seeing there | | A true friend never gets in your way |
| | | are only four pieces of pie for five | | unless you happen to be going down. |
| | | people, promptly announces she | | |
| | | never did care for pie. | | Academe, n.: An ancient school where |
| | | | | morality and philosophy were taught. |
| | | Who would give a law to lovers? Love | | Academy, n.: A modern school where |
| | | is unto itself a higher law. | | football is taught. |
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| | | Love is only a dirty trick played on us to | | A baby is a blank cheque made |
| | | achieve continuation of the species. | | payable to the human race. |
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| | | I like a teacher who gives you | | If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you |
| | | something to take home to think about | | will be fired with enthusiasm. |
| | | besides homework. | | |
| | | | | Spread the diaper in the position of the |
| | | Love is an irresistible desire to be | | diamond with you at bat. Then fold |
| | | irresistibly desired. | | second base down to home and set |
| | | | | the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put |
| Columbia GiftsBaskets | | The goal of all civilization, all religious | | first base and third together, bring up |
| Mount Pleasant GiftsBaskets | | thought, and all that sort of thing is | | home plate and pin the three together. |
| Mount Pleasant GiftsBaskets | | simply to have a good time. But man | | Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call |
| | | gets so solemn over the process that | | the game and start all over again. |
| | | he forgets the end. | | |
| | | | | If you had to identify, in one word, the |
| | | When love is not madness, it is not | | reason why the human race has not |
| | | love. | | achieved, and never will achieve, its |
| | | | | full potential, that word would be |
| | | Love is metaphysical gravity. | | "meetings." |
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| | | If four or five guys tell you that you're | | The bonds of matrimony are like any |
| | | drunk, even though you know you | | other bonds - they mature slowly. |
| | | haven't had a thing to drink, the least | | |
| | | | | a good egg even if you are |
| | | | | half-cracked. |
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