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| Cayce GiftsBaskets | | The man who doesn't relax and hoot a | | Even when freshly washed and |
| Columbia GiftsBaskets | | few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is | | relieved of all obvious confections, |
| Irmo GiftsBaskets | | in great danger of hooting hoots and | | children tend to be sticky. |
| Lexington GiftsBaskets | | standing on his head for the edification | | |
| | | of the pathologist and trained nurse, a | | A professor is someone who talks in |
| | | little later on. | | someone else's sleep. |
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| | | Love is what you've been through with | | The reason grandchildren and |
| | | somebody. | | grandparents get along so well is that |
| | | | | they have a common enemy. |
| | | A baby is born with a need to be loved | | |
| | | - and never outgrows it. | | The secret of staying young is to live |
| | | | | honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your |
| | | How lucky I am to have something that | | age. |
| | | makes saying goodbye so hard. | | |
| | | | | Academe, n.: An ancient school where |
| | | I am thankful for the mess to clean after | | morality and philosophy were taught. |
| | | a party because it means I have been | | Academy, n.: A modern school where |
| | | surrounded by friends. | | football is taught. |
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| | | The heart has its reasons that reason | | A soiled baby with a neglected nose |
| | | knows nothing of. | | cannot be conscientiously regarded as |
| | | | | a thing of beauty. |
| | | A perfect summer day is when the sun | | |
| | | is shining, the breeze is blowing, the | | There is still no cure for the common |
| | | birds are singing, and the lawn mower | | birthday. |
| | | is broken. | | |
| | | | | [I]t is clear the future holds great |
| | | I am grateful for the lawn that needs | | opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The |
| | | mowing, windows that need cleaning, | | trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize |
| | | and floors that need waxing because it | | the opportunities, and get back home |
| | | means I have a home. | | by six o'clock. |
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| | | A man reserves his true and deepest | | A true friend is one who thinks you are |
| | | love not for the species of woman in | | a good egg even if you are |
| Beaufort GiftsBaskets | | whose company he finds himself | | half-cracked. |
| Greenville GiftsBaskets | | electrified and enkindled, but for that | | |
| Hartsville GiftsBaskets | | one in whose company he may feel | | I wonder why you can always read a |
| Florence GiftsBaskets | | tenderly drowsy. | | doctor's bill and you can never read |
| Mount Pleasant GiftsBaskets | | | | his prescription. |
| Summerville GiftsBaskets | | Who would give a law to lovers? Love | | |
| Anderson GiftsBaskets | | is unto itself a higher law. | | Youth is a disease from which we all |
| | | | | recover. |
| | | True love comes quietly, without | | |
| | | banners or flashing lights. If you hear | | I don't care how poor a man is; if he has |
| | | bells, get your ears checked. | | family, he's rich. |
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| | | When you realize you've made a | | If a trainstation is where the train stops, |
| | | mistake, make amends immediately. | | what's a workstation? |
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